schottiii

Schott III
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If Tv is Bad, You're Rotten by schottiii, literature

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Artist // Literature
  • Aug 22
  • United States
  • Deviant for 14 years
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My Bio
Once upon a time, there was a little sparrow who hated to fly south for the winter. He dreaded the thought of leaving his home so much that he decided this year he would delay his journey to the last possible moment. After bidding a fond farewell to all his sparrow friends, he went back to his nest and stayed there for an additional two weeks. Finally, the weather turned to bitter cold and he could no longer delay.

As the little sparrow took off flying south, it began to rain. In a short time ice began to form on his wings. He flew bravely on, but the ice got thicker and thicker. Finally, almost dead from the cold and exhaustion, he fell to the earth in the barnyard. As he was breathing what he thought was his last breath, a cow wandered out of the barn and walked toward the fallen bird. The cow then proceeded to cover the little sparrow with excrement.

At first the sparrow thought the end was at hand, but as the manure started to sink into his feathers it warmed him and life began to return to his little body. He also found that he had enough room to breathe. Suddenly the bird was so happy he began to sing. At this moment a large cat came into the barnyard. Upon hearing the chirping of the little bird, the cat walked over to the pile of manure and started digging away to find the sound. As he removed more and more manure, he found the little sparrow and ate him. (Yuck I know but there is a moral)

Three morals of the story (in case you missed them)
1. Everybody who craps on you is not your enemy.
2. Everybody who takes crap off you is not your friend.
3. When your are warm and comfortable in a pile of crap, keep your mouth shut.

Current Residence: Midwest
Favourite photographer: dunno yet
Favourite style of art: Prose
Operating System: Snow Leopard
MP3 player of choice: free iTouch
Personal Quote: "Don't live by phrases they are only phases." - Myself I think, could be wrong though

Favourite Gaming Platform
Life
Tools of the Trade
Laptop

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:oops: I know I'm late with this, but thank you for the :+fav: all those months ago, for They Ate The Title, Too.
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1. To yourself, say the name of the only guy or girl you wanna be with 3

times!











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2. Think of something you wanna accomplish within the next week and say

it to your self 6 times!!











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3. If you had 1 wish what would it be? say it to yourself 9 times!!!








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4. Think of something that you want to happen between you and that

1special person and say it to your self 12 times!!!












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5. Now, heres the hard part! Pick only 1 of these wishes and as you scroll

down focus and concentrate on it and think on nothing else but that wish.











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Now make one last & final wish about that one wish that you picked.







After reading this, you have 1 hour to send it out to 15 people, and what

you wished for will come true within in one week!







u only get one chance!!!!! Now scroll down and think of your
crush!!!



























































Keep going

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Did you think of your crush? I hope so, that was your last chance. Now

pay very close attention this important message!



Sorry but once read, must be sent. Yes, this is one of those kinda chain

letters that everyone hates. This one has been going since 1864 and if you

break this chain, you will pay!!!!!! Remember that after hearing these

stories.







First Example:



Take Barbra Wallace.. She was a pretty lucky girl, up till she got this same

chain letter. She had a crush on the same kid since kindergarden. when she

got this mail she didn't pay any attention to it. She just thought, no big deal.

And deleted it. The next day her dad got fired and her mom dies in a car

crash. If she would have sent the letter none of that would have happened

and her mom would be alive.







Second Example:



Try Freddie D. Now Freddie D. was your average nerd. Had glasses, was

short and chubby, was in gifted. All the signs of
your total dork. He also received this letter and sent it to 51
people in the hour. Now, like Barbra, he had a crush on a girl since 3rd

grade. The next day after sending the chain the girl confessed her love for

him ever since 3rd grade. Freddie D. finally had the courage to ask her out,

and of course, she had been waiting to yes to that for years. They grew up

and
married each other to live happily forever.







Third Example:



Now if you couldn't relate to the others, this'll get ya hooked. Listen to this.

A kid named Jordan Johnson was just getting on AOL to check his mail.

He was a quiet kid, not that popular but not a geek either. he was just

normal. He saw he had mail from his friend. It was this exact letter. Now

Jordan Johnsen was a smart kid and he knew what could happen if he didnt

pass it on. He simply pulled a few friends from his buddy list and sent it

along. The next day, about that same time, he got a phone call. It said he

had won the lottery!
then his dad came home and bought him a new bike! His mom bought him

Nintendo64 and play station! His grandmother sent him a new computer,

and his best friend
gave him tickets to the concert he wanted to go to, Kid Rock and Limp

Bizkit! Then he inherited a brand-new tv from his aunt! He was goin' wild!

the next day his secret crush asked him out, and they have been going out

ever since.







Now, you heard the stories. I know which person i'd rather
be, but thats up to you. I wouldn't wanna end up like Barbra but thats only

me. We all want what we cant have but now's ur chance to go out withthat

special somebody ur waiting for. Take it or leave it. If you send this to-



1 person- you will lose all luck in ur love life..... forever!!!!!



10 people- your crush will say they like you as a friend...... ONLY!!!!!



15 people- your crush will say they like you



20 people- your crush will ask you out!



25 people- your crush will kiss you!!



30 people - Your crush will have sex with you



35 people or more- All of the above!!



Don't blow it, it's ur chance to shine! Have everything u wanted, and more!

Now, complaining cus u dont have any
friends. Well theres an answer 4 everything. It's simple, just go in a chat

room, pick some names and send away! but here's the catch..... you only

have 1 hour
if the pain goes on im not gonna make it...!
Thank you so much for the watch :]
Thank you so much for the fave! And, also, thank you for the interesting perspective on secrets, it made me stop and think =)
thanks for teh watch !